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Saturday, December 18, 2010

The Season of the Witch is Here

Season of the witch



I'm so gonna watch this movie, even though I don't really know what is the storyline! haha. Looks like the Ghost Rider guy is going to kick some witches ass this time!!

So talking about witches, nope, they're not scary as the clowns but they're still scary! what do I scare about witch?

Appearance

OMFG! What a classic old BITCH! WITCH!!

This is a classic bitch looks, they don't bother to comb their hair or brush their teeth. They looks angry all the time, so ladies out there!! Remember don't bitching around too much or you'll become a witch in no time. x)



They play dirty!

In the face!! :D

They witches don't care about hygiene! and they loves puking around! So, run for your life if you don't want to get puked in the face, seriously ewwwwww......



Their high tech broom!
One of the rare male witches!

Believe me, their broom can go up to 120km/h and above! So you can't really escape from them when they're after you!

My personal advise, don't go out to the street after sunset. Witches love to hunt for delicious cute little boys and girls in the night!

So you naughty boys and girls better watch out!



They can one hit KO!

Sexy 

I'm not kidding! They can seriously one hit KO you! Most of the people will react like this when it comes to this case, "Hey, I hear witch crying, turn off the light!"

but accident always happens, "HELPPPPPPP WITCH IS CHASING ON ME!!!!"

run when you see witch, even though they're quite cute and sexy. :D




Exception

this is the only exception :D

Not all witch looks bitchy, and here is one exception. 
She is one of the HOT witches! X)

So, people! don't play play with witch!

17 of the month.

This will be another personal blog post, might be boreeeeed to you people. But who cares, this is my blog!! xD

It had been quite a long time since the last time I blog! haha. There's no internet connection in my house here! That just sucks! Recently, am very busy with my work, everyday morning till midnight!! I'll daii soon!

Today is 17th of the month, one month ago of exact the date, is the date that I had broke up with my girlfriend.

These day, whenever I heard or somehow I get to know about her recent news, I can either become very angry or upset in a sudden. I believe I have quite a few personality inside of me, haha. Perhaps, it's called the personality disorder? o.O

Most of the time I don't really understand what I really want, as my thought change variously, it could sometimes be.........

  • Positive: You both are still young, you wouldn't be her forever, there's still a looooooong way to go! Anyway, I still wish her the best. :)
  • Negative: She lied me! she hurt me so bad! I want to revenge!! HATE!!! >:0
  • Depressed: I'm tired of everything, I'm useless, I am not good enough for her.
  • Logical: I must work really hard to archive my goal! I want to earn big money, I don't have time to think all these crap! Motivation!!!!
  • Emotional: I miss her....... I want to see her........ :'(
Anyway, it's a fact and there is no turning back! So lets accept the truth and move on!! :) No point to dieeee~

The photo is just FAIL. hahaa.

Oh my friends, you guys keep ask me why I drink alcohol ya? I think I got a good reason now, I drink alcohol because I want to calm and to stabilize my emotional, you will never know how bad it hurts. So please just let me. >.<

My sister is going to Taiwan for her Youth Exchange Programme TODAY!! ENVY MAX!!!!!!!!! She said that she'll update her blog and write about her Taiwan trip. So, maybe you people would be interested to know more about her Taiwan trip? She hadn't update yet, but who knows? :)

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Evil random soul that trapped in a sealed doll!

another lame day........

So the other day, me and my housemate went Carrefour to buy some daily use manly stuff. We shop around in the China imported shop where we can find really really cheap stuff. Then we shop shop shop... shop shop shop... and OH WAIT!

I found something awesome here! Look!! There's an evil random soul that trapped in a sealed doll!! COOOOOL!



I bet serial murder case will be happening soon by the time when this evil random trapped soul in this sealed doll is released!!!!!

Please beware of this creepy doll........

P/S : Lock your door and don't look under your bed! You'll never know what is in there. Maybe an angry half bitten cookie is WAITING YOU........!!

P/S2 : it's a cookie with CHOCOLATE CHIPS IN IT!!!!!! no kidding!

I'm just bored... bleh... :p

Friday, December 10, 2010

loves really can kill!



Have you people heard about the news yet? About Alviss Kong. Huh? No, I don't know him at all. But I wonder why suddenly everyone knows him. o_O Not trying to be offensive but it's a really stupid act to commit suicide for love, I hope I wouldn't be the second him, DEFINITELY NOT!

I know exactly how bad does it hurt from heartbroken.

No point to die either if he/she don't appreciate you, bear in mind, you must live better than him/her, make it a momentum towards your life!!

Revenge is the key! You should live, and live like a walking flesh! uhhh.. I mean a MAN or WOMAN, BOY or GIRL!!

This is totally FAIL and I failed mine, too! :\

If this is what happens in a relationship, just go f*ck you bitch (or dog?) !! and give him/her some FALCON KICKsss then leave! Seriously, if it's not enough then just go additional shooruuken will do! ;D

ATOTOTOTO!!!

Anyway, this song is dedicated to you all heartbroken people out there, including me! Just go F*ck you! The song usually make me feels better. :D




Be strong and stand up tall, people! :)

R.I.P Alviss Kong.


P.S. Seriously, I was really touch by his last note on facebook, that's really sad, I felt terribly sorry for him. alviss kong last note

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Top 5 failed cartoon!

Childhood memories! I like to watch cartoon a lot! But sometimes, when I think back, I realize that, some of the cartoon characters are really retarded. So, I’m about to list down 5 top failed cartoon, and GAY!


The Powerpuff Girls!


Blossom! Bubble! Buttercup! Oh my they are so cute! But did you guys realize that, they’re actually handicapped? They have hands with no fingers in it, this is a big fail for professor! They had no nose and super big eyes that allowed them to shoot laser from it, I wonder if it burns their eyes or not. :SSeriously, a talking dog?? 

This shit scares the crap out of me, most of the time!


He-Man


Oh boy, I should censor this shit out! Ahhh, nevermind I don’t even bother to do it! Later you all complain about my censoring skills again!! LOL.

Can you see that? What is He-Man doing to the little girl? Can you see the little girl’s expression? That is just sooooooo wrong! I mean, He-Man supposed to be GAY, he should go be a gay porn star, how come he’s a child molester now!? 

Please say no to child molest! *STOP CHILD MOLESTING!*

One more thing, his hair is just fail! :D
Arnold


Arnold boy from Nickelodeon, his head is the biggest fail, which deserves a fucking LOL! Why is the creator of this cartoon make his head looks like a sandwich?

Anyhow, his head reminds me of Subway! Yummmeh!!

Not forget to mention about his black erected head friend, and the mono brow girl. :S


Fail!!


Cow and Chicken


Two pairs of leg with their children Cow and Chicken. Super cow is always using its breast to hit villain’s in their face! That is so 18x and Mr. Red is naked some more! And he’s fat! Totally fail!

Captain Planet


Green hair, blue skin, and tight outfit. This is how a super hero should dress like. But green hair is so……. Lame! =__=

Pollution are his weakness, even little dirts can kill this guy lol. How fucking gay is him. Over hygiene can be so sissy gay Mr. Planet! I bet he’ll be probably dead for help me to clean my messy room up! Like, “uh dust, they are depleting my power. I’m gay planet, help me! I’m… going to…. *and dead*.”

So tell me, what are your favourite gay/fail cartoons? :D

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Goodbye my love!

Gay content detected!!

<|== Over there <|==


nothing actually over there! HA! 
Donald fooled you! You sucker hahaha! 
>:D


Oh hair, Donald's hair,
When you short Donald want you long, when you long Donald want you short,
But now you're too long, you make Donald looks stupid,
Later Donald's boss scold, Donald die!

Donald is going to get you cut off from my head, soon.
But, Donald don't want to go old indian barber shop in Sri Petaling,
not because Donald racist,
but Donald want to be stylish stylish, Donald don't like Carrefour either.

Hey! Donald doesn't mean that!
You know Donald love you, too!
Hair, please believe Donald!
But you keep growing longer and leave Donald no other choice.

Donald will always miss you deep deep, deep until no more deep in Donald's heart.
So goodbye my love, goodbye, Donald hair.

:'(


blogging about nonsenses again. but, when wasn't I? haha.


p.s.  Donald prefer vanilla flavor.

p.s.2 Strawberry flavor also nice.

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Stop Child Abuse

I can't write good composition like other bloggers, but still, I hopes this can be an entertaining one to you. :p

unicef

Raise your hand, stop child abuse now! Come on, follow me!

I throw my hands up in the air sometimess, saying AYO! Gotta let GO!!
I wanna celebrate to live my lifee, saying A......... uhhhhh....

Aikss, that is just the wrong mood I guess, well, lets get back to the topic, Stop Child Abuse!!

Hey you, parents! Don't you force your children to study when they're enjoying some nice video games! You parent is just abusing your children mentally by doing that, STOP CHILD ABUSE!!

Do what a good parents should do like this.....

Yeah, that is what I was talking about.

Huh? what? that is not consider as child abuse? Alright, lets just get it serious! But, seriously I think that kinds of mum rocks! :D 

Okok, get back to Stop Child Abuse!

I'm not good in delivery a good speech nor composition, uhh, so please just stop child abuse ok? You don't want to see them injured so badly right?

awww... poor thing. :(

Oh my god! Did you see that? The children... he's naked! Uhh, I mean he injured so badly! Kids nowadays should have their own eyePhone already right? I mean.. damn! Parents nowadays usually just bought their child whatever they want, eyePhone, PS3, cool ben10 alien force, xBOX and all the shits, and then abuse their children. Ouch!

I wonder why can't they(children) just pick up the phone and call 999 or 911 or whatever number to report to the police, or maybe their friends or their teachers or their cats or their..... friends?

However, it's better if kids nowadays learnt some self protective skills, weng chun, karate, or shooryuken!! Go give those abuser some good falcon kick in their assss, or NUTS!

ATOOTO! Take that! You adults sucks! (especially hairless bald dude!)

Finally, please do spread the message, Stop Child Abuse. Dear readers, I dedicate this song to you! :)



STOP CHILD ABUSE FTW!

TEEHEE~