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Sunday, November 28, 2010

Tutorial: How to become an Facebook attention whore


Log in into facebook, and no new notifications? NOOOOOOOOOOO! FOREVER ALONE!!

Did you ever face this kind of problem? Feeling like no friends or family cares a shit about you? No one would ever leave you comment or post on your wall, and forever being alone?

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No worry! Follow the following steps will get you many many.. many many.. new notification within hours!

Follow these 4 simple steps below:
  1. Log in to your facebook account
  2. Change your birthday date to current date (today)
  3. NOTIFICATIONSS!!
  4. Repeat steps 1-3 each different days ftw

Go try it, you lame bored human who wish to become an attention whore. This works! :D

See so many new notification, I became so POPULAR in a sudden, ha!

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Sorry for all the name censoring, I won't publish the picture with their name on in my blog unless they agreed, for the sake of their privacy good. :p 

Lastly, hopes you find this tutorial useful and happy becoming an Facebook popular attention whore! You deserves it! ;)

P/S: Thanks for your time for reading this LAME post, you LAME people! :D

8 comments:

Ken Wooi said...

name censoring? i think i still can read :P

Yann said...

no you can't! >.<

Anonymous said...

Hahahahaha ~ censoring of names ? It's pretty obvious bro ~ XD

Hahahaha ~ Everyday is my birthday ! Not a bad idea ! *self perasan* LOL ~ XD

isroxck said...

LOL ! THis is funny ! and your wall will be spammed with wishes XD

Unknown said...

haha really lame

Yann said...

@Christine Hey! I tried my best to censor off their names already. lol

@isroxck you should go tryy it!! :D

@junekongchun enjoy the lameness! xD

Unknown said...

that was obvious. that's why i don't put a birthday on facebook - less spam

Peeciella said...

Yaa. Your name censor fail lol :p