The Season of the Witch is Here

I'm so gonna watch this movie, even though I don't really know what is the storyline! haha. Looks like the Ghost Rider guy is going to kick some witches ass this time!!

So talking about witches, nope, they're not scary as the clowns but they're still scary! what do I scare about witch?

Appearance

OMFG! What a classic old BITCH! WITCH!!

This is a classic bitch looks, they don't bother to comb their hair or brush their teeth. They looks angry all the time, so ladies out there!! Remember don't bitching around too much or you'll become a witch in no time. x)

They play dirty!

In the face!! :D

They witches don't care about hygiene! and they loves puking around! So, run for your life if you don't want to get puked in the face, seriously ewwwwww......

Their high tech broom!

One of the rare male witches!

Believe me, their broom can go up to 120km/h and above! So you can't really escape from them when they're after you!

My personal advise, don't go out to the street after sunset. Witches love to hunt for delicious cute little boys and girls in the night!

So you naughty boys and girls better watch out!

They can one hit KO!

Sexy ♥

I'm not kidding! They can seriously one hit KO you! Most of the people will react like this when it comes to this case, "Hey, I hear witch crying, turn off the light!"

but accident always happens, "HELPPPPPPP WITCH IS CHASING ON ME!!!!"

run when you see witch, even though they're quite cute and sexy. :D

Exception

this is the only exception :D

Not all witch looks bitchy, and here is one exception. 

She is one of the HOT witches! X)

So, people! don't play play with witch!

17 of the month.

This will be another personal blog post, might be boreeeeed to you people. But who cares, this is my blog!! xD

It had been quite a long time since the last time I blog! haha. There's no internet connection in my house here! That just sucks! Recently, am very busy with my work, everyday morning till midnight!! I'll daii soon!

Today is 17th of the month, one month ago of exact the date, is the date that I had broke up with my girlfriend.

These day, whenever I heard or somehow I get to know about her recent news, I can either become very angry or upset in a sudden. I believe I have quite a few personality inside of me, haha. Perhaps, it's called the personality disorder? o.O

Most of the time I don't really understand what I really want, as my thought change variously, it could sometimes be.........

• Positive: You both are still young, you wouldn't be her forever, there's still a looooooong way to go! Anyway, I still wish her the best. :)
• Negative: She lied me! she hurt me so bad! I want to revenge!! HATE!!! >:0
• Depressed: I'm tired of everything, I'm useless, I am not good enough for her.
• Logical: I must work really hard to archive my goal! I want to earn big money, I don't have time to think all these crap! Motivation!!!!
• Emotional: I miss her....... I want to see her........ :'(

Anyway, it's a fact and there is no turning back! So lets accept the truth and move on!! :) No point to dieeee~

The photo is just FAIL. hahaa.

Oh my friends, you guys keep ask me why I drink alcohol ya? I think I got a good reason now, I drink alcohol because I want to calm and to stabilize my emotional, you will never know how bad it hurts. So please just let me. >.<

My sister is going to Taiwan for her Youth Exchange Programme TODAY!! ENVY MAX!!!!!!!!! She said that she'll update her blog and write about her Taiwan trip. So, maybe you people would be interested to know more about her Taiwan trip? She hadn't update yet, but who knows? :)

>>Sister blog<<

Evil random soul that trapped in a sealed doll!

another lame day........

So the other day, me and my housemate went Carrefour to buy some daily use manly stuff. We shop around in the China imported shop where we can find really really cheap stuff. Then we shop shop shop... shop shop shop... and OH WAIT!

I found something awesome here! Look!! There's an evil random soul that trapped in a sealed doll!! COOOOOL!

I bet serial murder case will be happening soon by the time when this evil random trapped soul in this sealed doll is released!!!!!

Please beware of this creepy doll........

P/S : Lock your door and don't look under your bed! You'll never know what is in there. Maybe an angry half bitten cookie is WAITING YOU........!!

P/S2 : it's a cookie with CHOCOLATE CHIPS IN IT!!!!!! no kidding!

I'm just bored... bleh... :p

loves really can kill!

Have you people heard about the news yet? About Alviss Kong. Huh? No, I don't know him at all. But I wonder why suddenly everyone knows him. o_O Not trying to be offensive but it's a really stupid act to commit suicide for love, I hope I wouldn't be the second him, DEFINITELY NOT!

I know exactly how bad does it hurt from heartbroken.

No point to die either if he/she don't appreciate you, bear in mind, you must live better than him/her, make it a momentum towards your life!!

Revenge is the key! You should live, and live like a walking flesh! uhhh.. I mean a MAN or WOMAN, BOY or GIRL!!

This is totally FAIL and I failed mine, too! :\

If this is what happens in a relationship, just go f*ck you bitch (or dog?) !! and give him/her some FALCON KICKsss then leave! Seriously, if it's not enough then just go additional shooruuken will do! ;D

ATOTOTOTO!!!

Anyway, this song is dedicated to you all heartbroken people out there, including me! Just go F*ck you! The song usually make me feels better. :D




Be strong and stand up tall, people! :)

R.I.P Alviss Kong.

P.S. Seriously, I was really touch by his last note on facebook, that's really sad, I felt terribly sorry for him. alviss kong last note

Top 5 failed cartoon!

Childhood memories! I like to watch cartoon a lot! But sometimes, when I think back, I realize that, some of the cartoon characters are really retarded. So, I’m about to list down 5 top failed cartoon, and GAY!

The Powerpuff Girls!

Blossom! Bubble! Buttercup! Oh my they are so cute! But did you guys realize that, they’re actually handicapped? They have hands with no fingers in it, this is a big fail for professor! They had no nose and super big eyes that allowed them to shoot laser from it, I wonder if it burns their eyes or not. :SSeriously, a talking dog?? 

This shit scares the crap out of me, most of the time!

He-Man

Oh boy, I should censor this shit out! Ahhh, nevermind I don’t even bother to do it! Later you all complain about my censoring skills again!! LOL.

Can you see that? What is He-Man doing to the little girl? Can you see the little girl’s expression? That is just sooooooo wrong! I mean, He-Man supposed to be GAY, he should go be a gay porn star, how come he’s a child molester now!? 

Please say no to child molest! *STOP CHILD MOLESTING!*

One more thing, his hair is just fail! :D

Arnold

Arnold boy from Nickelodeon, his head is the biggest fail, which deserves a fucking LOL! Why is the creator of this cartoon make his head looks like a sandwich?

Anyhow, his head reminds me of Subway! Yummmeh!!

Not forget to mention about his black erected head friend, and the mono brow girl. :S

Fail!!

Cow and Chicken

Two pairs of leg with their children Cow and Chicken. Super cow is always using its breast to hit villain’s in their face! That is so 18x and Mr. Red is naked some more! And he’s fat! Totally fail!

Captain Planet

Green hair, blue skin, and tight outfit. This is how a super hero should dress like. But green hair is so……. Lame! =__=

Pollution are his weakness, even little dirts can kill this guy lol. How fucking gay is him. Over hygiene can be so sissy gay Mr. Planet! I bet he’ll be probably dead for help me to clean my messy room up! Like, “uh dust, they are depleting my power. I’m gay planet, help me! I’m… going to…. *and dead*.”

So tell me, what are your favourite gay/fail cartoons? :D

Goodbye my love!

Gay content detected!!

<|== Over there <|==

nothing actually over there! HA! 

Donald fooled you! You sucker hahaha! 

>:D

Oh hair, Donald's hair,

When you short Donald want you long, when you long Donald want you short,

But now you're too long, you make Donald looks stupid,

Later Donald's boss scold, Donald die!

Donald is going to get you cut off from my head, soon.

But, Donald don't want to go old indian barber shop in Sri Petaling,

not because Donald racist,

but Donald want to be stylish stylish, Donald don't like Carrefour either.

Hey! Donald doesn't mean that!

You know Donald love you, too!

Hair, please believe Donald!

But you keep growing longer and leave Donald no other choice.

Donald will always miss you deep deep, deep until no more deep in Donald's heart.

So goodbye my love, goodbye, Donald hair.

:'(

blogging about nonsenses again. but, when wasn't I? haha.

p.s.  Donald prefer vanilla flavor.

p.s.2 Strawberry flavor also nice.

Stop Child Abuse

I can't write good composition like other bloggers, but still, I hopes this can be an entertaining one to you. :p



Raise your hand, stop child abuse now! Come on, follow me!

I throw my hands up in the air sometimess, saying AYO! Gotta let GO!!
I wanna celebrate to live my lifee, saying A......... uhhhhh....

Aikss, that is just the wrong mood I guess, well, lets get back to the topic, Stop Child Abuse!!

Hey you, parents! Don't you force your children to study when they're enjoying some nice video games! You parent is just abusing your children mentally by doing that, STOP CHILD ABUSE!!

Do what a good parents should do like this.....

Yeah, that is what I was talking about.

Huh? what? that is not consider as child abuse? Alright, lets just get it serious! But, seriously I think that kinds of mum rocks! :D 

Okok, get back to Stop Child Abuse!

I'm not good in delivery a good speech nor composition, uhh, so please just stop child abuse ok? You don't want to see them injured so badly right?

awww... poor thing. :(

Oh my god! Did you see that? The children... he's naked! Uhh, I mean he injured so badly! Kids nowadays should have their own eyePhone already right? I mean.. damn! Parents nowadays usually just bought their child whatever they want, eyePhone, PS3, cool ben10 alien force, xBOX and all the shits, and then abuse their children. Ouch!

I wonder why can't they(children) just pick up the phone and call 999 or 911 or whatever number to report to the police, or maybe their friends or their teachers or their cats or their..... friends?

However, it's better if kids nowadays learnt some self protective skills, weng chun, karate, or shooryuken!! Go give those abuser some good falcon kick in their assss, or NUTS!

ATOOTO! Take that! You adults sucks! (especially hairless bald dude!)

Finally, please do spread the message, Stop Child Abuse. Dear readers, I dedicate this song to you! :)

STOP CHILD ABUSE FTW!

TEEHEE~

Tutorial: How to become a Famous Blogger

Another tutorial session!! :D

So, I assume that the diagram is a little bit too hard for you to understand what is going on. Correct? But DON'T worry and NO panic!! I'll explain to you on this, how to become a famous blogger!!

Basically this blog post would be another Tutorial post, on how to become a famous blogger. :p

First of all, become famous, it's not that hard to be famous what. Only if you willing to do like what the other famous celeb did!! What is their secret, for men and women?

For men, put your black eye liner on, and turns yourself into gay! Believe it or not, this really works, ... at least for Adam. LOL.

can you see the passion through his black eye? raorr!

For women, turn urself into a whore, like how all the other celeb did! Lady Gaga is wearing like she is not! What can we say? FASHION!!

Gaga is wearing some...... diamond pieces? o_O

You can be the 1st gay lambert or gaga whore in Malaysia!! Since I don't see any of this kind of celeb in Malaysia, yet. Be quick! After you getting famous then start a blog. Then you'll be a Famous Blogger in no time! :D

- OR -

Go sign yourself up as a blogger, and become a blogger 1st. Follow the footstep of some famous blogger who blog to get famous.

The essential to become a good blogger is to, become bitchy and criticize on gay people or become another gay blogger who get critic by some bitch. 

Here is the best example of the bitchy xiaxue and gay lim's video, and some tips from xiaxue lol.

OMG it's gay lim!!! Nao screammmm!!!!! *puke*

Now you become a famous blogger!! Now you know what to do with your blog eh? Go write something bad with you blog, something about your cats or shit, and get famous!!

Conclusion, if you want to to be a famous blogger, become a gay, bitchy, or whore that will do. I'm going to put some black eye liner ons now!!

TEEHEE~

Tutorial: How to become an Facebook attention whore

Log in into facebook, and no new notifications? NOOOOOOOOOOO! FOREVER ALONE!!

Did you ever face this kind of problem? Feeling like no friends or family cares a shit about you? No one would ever leave you comment or post on your wall, and forever being alone?

No worry! Follow the following steps will get you many many.. many many.. new notification within hours!

Follow these 4 simple steps below:

1. Log in to your facebook account
2. Change your birthday date to current date (today)
3. NOTIFICATIONSS!!
4. Repeat steps 1-3 each different days ftw

Go try it, you lame bored human who wish to become an attention whore. This works! :D

See so many new notification, I became so POPULAR in a sudden, ha!

Sorry for all the name censoring, I won't publish the picture with their name on in my blog unless they agreed, for the sake of their privacy good. :p 

Lastly, hopes you find this tutorial useful and happy becoming an Facebook popular attention whore! You deserves it! ;)

P/S: Thanks for your time for reading this LAME post, you LAME people! :D

14 Nov Happy Birthday to ME!

Yes it's my birthday!!!!!

Yesterday I went to a pub to drink, but then some pub girl really pissed me off! Why? Because they come to your table sit down and start drinking your beer, noooooo! I want to shout at them and say "Hey! Thats my drink bitches!", but I didn't ._.

Sadness, please la I spend my money to drink but not asking you pub girls to help me finish my drinks what! MY BEERS, THEY'RE MINE!! T______T

I guess this is the 1st year that I spend my birthday not with my family, still remember my last birthday.

2009 Birthday time passed so fast. :(

Didn't took any photo for my birthday today lol.

Today went to Jogoya with my dear, it's damn expensive!!!! but as long as my dear happy then it's definitely ok. :) The Cod fish and Dori fish are NICE!!! :p

Then we go walk around at the sungai wang, then one of the shop worker asked us if me and my gf were brother and sister! WTF! Heart breaking lol.

Then me and friends went to I-City at the night for.... watching all the lame light bulb in trees and animal shape. =________= quite lame though. After that we went to dinner, and I was so damn LOL-ed at this chinese joke.

Conversation

Hsien Chun : 男人什么都可以输，就是不能输掉面子！

Me             : 对对！

Quik           : 所以我们男人需要Facebook(面子书)!

Me             : LOOOOOOOOL!

*Just ignore this if you cant read chinese ;D*

and this! LOL. Thanks to Tan Hsien Chun for the BEST birthday present I had ever received! :D

ImYann.COM from GoDaddy

sexy godaddy girl. :)

NO MORE imyann.info!

imyann.com YES!

I just bought myself a new domain name yesterday from GoDaddy, ImYann.COM. As my ImYann.INFO had expired and I couldn't renew it on time. The damn visa card just not working that time. feels so sad to abandon my old url with .INFO.
T___________T

It's still able to recover my expired Domain but the thing is, they will require me to pay for an extra 80USD to recover, and that is MAD EXPENSIVE! So I wouldn't recover my old domain, the old ImYann.INFO will be abandoned later, but it's still usable for now, not knowing why. Anyway, if you're linking to my blog, please relink my url from imyann.INFO >>>> imyann.COM

or by the default url : im-yann.blogspot.com

Malaysia first gay movie

Gay gay and gay!

Mr mustache is so emo.
Ms kiuty with long hair is crying. So sad and gay.
:'(

"Dalam Botol," or "In A Bottle," is a Malay-language film about a man who gets a sex change operation because he thought it would satisfy his male lover, but ends up regretting it. The film earned applause from movie bloggers invited to its first public screening Wednesday, three months before its scheduled nationwide release. 

Source : Gay Link

First of all, we Malaysia had our very own Gay Tokyo KL Drift, 

now see what we got here......

WOOOOOOOT! Our very own Brokeback Mountain Malaysia's gayer version! Sexy and GAY~ xD I'm so gonna go watch this gay movi

This movie is definitely so GAY! I mean the seriously gay's gay! :)

Who would pay the moneh to watch a gay movie? 

Seriously, no offence to you gay  homo not-so-straight-people out there. =____=

Just wondering, how many o you straight people will go watch a gay this movie? *wink wink*

Btw, it looks nice right? :D:D:D:D:D:D:D << Gay smile

P/S : You're so GAY!

Totally randomness ftw!

The emo slippers

 After sent my gf to the bus station,
'm heading back to the Hang Tuah LRT station alone,
I felt so empty, so lonely. :'(

but why the heck is this related to my slippers?
just random lol.

No, but seriously, I love Ice-cream!! Yummy.....

and yes! I think you're a reindeer!
 but maybe not. who knows?

Alcohol is good, cheers! 18x

I'm a damn alcoholic I must admit that, and sometimes it's quite stupid when people ask me and say..

Common conversation of mine
"Hey, lets go drink one or two. *wink*"
"Ok, but Yann, Are you ok?"
"I'm definitely ok what?"
"Then why you want to go drink? Anything happened?"
"................ *Totally speechless*............."

Do we need a reason to drink? I don't see the point! I drink alcohol because I like to, alcohol offering pleasure and relaxation, just like people out there that like to drink soft drinks, do you need to be in certain condition to drink coke? DUH! It's not like I'm bad mood only I go drink OK? Please get it right.

When I consume alcohol, I don't abuse them, I only take the right amount, ok! Don't tell me alcohol is bad for health, it's only bad when you're taking excessive amount of alcohol, consuming anything with excessive amount is also considering bad ok?

But one thing is........

Just make sure you control the amount you drink, know your limit, you don't want to be like her yes?
*Holy firetruck!*

Oh btw, you don't drink if you're underage ok! Seriously!! XD

Do you prefer Time or Money?

If you had a chance to choose, between Time and Money, which one would you pick? More money so you can buy the everything and anything, or more time so you can have more time to be with your friends and family?

Wealthy rich but without time for yourself, or with a a lot of free time but money is little which still can barely manage to survive. I was thinking for this question for these few days. It bother me a lot. >.<

I'm currently working for regular 9-5 job, that I think I don't really have many free time to enjoy myself, but the money is enough for me to survive. I'm too playful I guess. haha. Anyway I'm not going to quit my job or what, but it's just a random thought. Don't come and tell me, you don't this you don't that!!! >:O

I'm wondering just if it would be better to work as a freelancer, so I could had a lot of free time, and do whatever I want, and whenever I want. That sounds nice huh?

Time or Money? Coffee or Tea? Burger or Cat? Long or Short??
I don't know. ~_~

Halloween in Malaysia

It's another festival, Halloween. Nothing so special about it in Malaysia you see, no people wear costume around, no trick or treat, no pumpkin, nothing at all! But I found something interesting, that Malaysian usually celebrate their festival on the Club. Yup, clubbing! This is some kind of culture I guess? o_O

Like how the others always went clubbing on Merdeka, Christmas, Teacher day, Labour day, Friday, Children day, Birthday or what-so-ever-day. BUT DEFINITELY NOT ME! >.<

Yay! Happy Halloween, get WASTED and throw up all around!!

Went to the Space, a new club near to the Maison, to visit my friend there and go see how people dress up like for their Halloween Costume. :)

I see some dress up into Witch, Angel, Devil, Gay, Naked dude, and Skeleton with a lot of fats. Nothing special anyway, I didn't dress myself up though.

SAY HELLO TO THE PERIOD PAD DUDE!!!

I see this EPIC Halloween costume spreading around Facebook, I thought it would be cool to share it here. HAHA.

Happy belated Halloween!

Am just a boy.

10 years ago

I always play like a small boy, act naively most of the time, its not because I try to act childish, but it's how I really am. I am just a boy, The world is so fresh to me, I don't even wish to grow up, but when the time comes, I can only practice and force myself to grow up. But I have to release my true self sometimes, as least with those people that close to me.

How I wish I could play like how I used to be, living my life with no worries and all the shit, parents will ready everything for me, how nice.

This kind of environment really changed me a lot, what is on my mind now is always money, money and money. Meh. I'm getting used to the culture of KL. Hmmmm........

Anyway, I guess I should work harder, meanwhile, I must enjoy harder!!

Feels so lonely, friends are all working or busy for studying, even gf also busy for working, Meh. What can do? Everyone is working out for a better life. MY LIFE IS BORING TO THE MAX!!!!!!!

FML Morning!

 ♥ Girl on LRT ♥

1st working day!!

6.15am, dear morning called me to wake me up ♥ Happy to hear dear's voice in the morning~ Dear I love you!! After that I went to bath immediately. 
6.30am, come out from bath room, wear formal clothes, and then only I found out my wallet isn't with me, FML! I left it over on Frankie's car yesterday night! Called him for so many time in phone but he never respond!
6.50am, borrowed RM50 from housemate and rush to LRT!
7.00am, Touch n Go is not working as it was out of credit, reload at Sri Petaling LRT station but ended up the staff cant work with the system, and I wasted about 15min waiting there. FML! Directly go for ticket!!
8.00am, It takes about 1 hour for me to travel from Sri Petaling to Kelana Java LRT, can't believe I will have to do this for the following WHOLE month! 
8.10am, went to One Utama with Taxi, because I afraid that I would be late for the 1st day working!! >.< Without using the meter, the Taxi offer me RM15 for the freaking ride!! FML!!!!!!
8.40am, One Utama walking to Company.
9.00am, Reach Silverlake just on time!!


After all, I was having my day with knowing new colleagues, facebook-ing, and practice myself with some ASP knowledge. 
Luckily, I wouldn't need to take LRT for the rest of the days!! B'cuz some of my colleagues are living around in the Sri Petaling area, so they'll give me free ride after all!! Woohoo~~!

A day with my busy girlfriend. ♥

A day heading to PWTC with dear. ♥
PWTC?
She is a wholesaler, who I always referred as my busy businesswoman. :)
She is selling contact lens and stuffs, please feel free to check out her facebook albums (Click here) to find out more.

 Negotiating ~

Reading on random poster ♥

Examining on stocks. ♥

After that, we went to Sungai Wang to have our..... lunch at 6pm something. xD

Then we going back home with all the stocks she bought, lens, masks and stuff like that~

 

My dear's hubby ♥ Looks so dumb lol.

Nasi Lemak Ayam ♥ Happy eating ^^

 

Love this so much~ So cute! ♥

Sorry for the inconveniences! I know its a bit too cheesy! ♥

xD