Why I hate futsal. With nice excuse !!

The sight of Goal Keeper. That is not me btw. :D

Today my housemate force me to go Futsal with them, I'm not trying to put the blame on them, because I understand they are just actually scared I felt alone in home, or maybe I think too much? they just want to see how I die in a futsal match? LOL. idk. I didn't play a single match of futsal today, they did invite me or even pull me to join but I just keep on rejecting their request. I just don't like to play futsal or football games. zzz.

Why? Now i tell you why....

1. I don't want to get my hairstyle SPOILED !
LOL. sounds so narcissim ey? but seriously my hair iz my life !! When I rush here rush there and sweat over my forehead, my hair gonna be spoiled and I will look very dumb whem my hair was messed up!! This iz also the reason why I don't like to go saloon and had a hair cut. Am having a very bad childhood memories, and I dun trust them! LOL.

not as bad as this.. but still. LOL.

2. Im too skinny to play and I don't want to get hurt.

Im too skinny to play la come on. If people tackle on me I will definitely dunno fly to where dy. LOL. I don't want to get hurt larr. I scared blood somemore. LOL. Yeah. lame I know. zzz.  Like how my housemate injured. Oh my gosh !!!

I don't want to end up like this. zzz.

3. I dont want to get smelly.

I'm very good in sweating, if i stand under the sun for about 2-3minutes I will start raining dy. Seriously. I don't want my sweat to wet all over my body. It's awful, I will smell smelly like a dead fish and my face and body will be very sticky, ewwww, need a hot shower right away !! I love to be clean. Ermm.. about my messy room. Just let it be. LOL.

Smelly armpit of mine. Hmmm.

I guess that's all. Can't think of any LAME excuses besides of those. Haha. Anyway, please la don't ask me to play Futsal. I don't want to lose my LEG!! zzz.