talking about E-Sports

Do you know what is E-Sport? Yes, it's still Sport but from the virtual way kinda Sport. To be more specific, it is MOBA (Multiplayer Online Battle Arena), FPS (First Person Shooting) and many other types. No doubts, these are types of Games, and therefore, E-Sport!

So lately, I am quite addicted to games, especially, DOTA2, ahhh they're some pretty decent games with large competitive scenes, and yes I'm a pretty decent player fyi.

When I play games, I play to win, sometimes when my teammates play bad and eventually dragged the whole team performance down, I get RAGE and MAD and ANGRY and all the complains, "WHAT THE FUCK" "NOT LIKE THAT" "TEAM!!!!!!!!!!!".

"Dude, why are you so serious? This is only just games, chill dude! Games is supposed to be fun and relax to play, why so much anger?", said Teammate A.

How many of you agreed with the statement above? It's just a game dude, chill!

NO, I play to win, not for fun bro! I don't see how it's fun to play regard losing every single game and being such a baddies. Just NO!

What is the main purpose of a Sport? Let's compare gamer to sportman, sportman they do sport just to exercise and maintain a healthy lifestyle, is that the main purpose of sport or to compete to the best in very specific sport competition?

Lee Chung Wei, he felt sad and cried after he was awarded his Silver Medal in 2012 Olympic Badminton Match against Lin Dan. If the main purpose of sport is just to maintain a health lifestyle, he wouldn't be feeling sad. Lee Chung Wei wants to win, he demands to WIN. At this point, sporting is no longer about healthy or stuff, it's about to win.

That is also why I play games so serious, I don't play to lose, I demands to WIN. Winning is the best feeling ever!

WELL, of course, I'm not that BIG like representing Malaysia to go compete in International E-Sport  Scene, but does that mean unless I'm a competitive player else I don't play serious? No, we always need to start from somewhere alright!

 I felt stress when playing MOBA games, "Just quit playing game, if you feels stress and mad about it.", but I enjoyed it at the same time.

An abandoed blog

This blog had been abandoned for so long, since the last crappy blog post lol.

Some of them are so awkward to read, and oh well, that's how people grows right, by writing blog can actually keep track of ones life journey, remembering all those past event, and this and that bla bla bla, when the rabbit drop into the water, the monkey jumps and ate some Ramen, if you actually reading all these, I suggest you go read some nice books will worth your time better.

Bye

hair cut!

went to get my hair cut today and don't really like it. The hairstylist will never get what I mean!! :( After the bad hair cut I bought some Gatby hair dye product as my friend said it's way cheaper to dye hair by my own.

To prove to my mom that I do cut my hair and there is a big different for before and after!! So..... Here is it,

Before

And

After

Ummm... Maybe they don't looks so much difference, but I swear it's really short already and can't see the hair color inside the room. @@

Habits

Lately I found that I had this kind of weird habit that I like to mess thing up. @@

When I has a lighter with me, I'll go burn things up. Not burn the entire thing but part of it, like I burn the chairs, the cards, the plastics that will release some weird chemical-changed-gases lol. Basically anything around me haha.

When I have a pen and a paper, especially blank paper, I'll go do graffiti on the paper, any shit on it, lines, squares, algorithms, numbers, more lines, and shit.

I had a messy table which I personally thinks that it's cool...........NOT! Where you can see, gardenia butter flavor bread, name cards, my crappy lappy, empty carlsberg can, empty keropok container, 4x4 rubik cube, external power socket, clothes hanger, and my AWESOME RAZER MOUSE! :p

Fine! I'll go clean my table up.......... tomorrow. :)

Not to mention about my messy hair, AGAIN! Going to get a hair cut probably this weekends, I don't want this Justin Bebeh hair style no more!! XD

The weekends!

won free ticket to Raymond Lam (boring) concert and shit, exhausted and blahh its monday again! I bought myself a quite-expensive-but-not-so-expensive-among-the-others-model mouse! :D so I decided to show off here!! Proudly present to you my quite-expensive-but-not-so-expensive-among-the-others-model mouse , the Razer Abyssus!!

Blur day in Sabah!

One day, a friend of mine ask me to define a word, Conservation.

What the meaning of conservation? umm, its mean changes or turn into, like a buddist convert into a christian, wrong? OH! you don't mean conversion! Ok, I got what you mean already, it's mean chit chat / talking to someone. What not again? OH! you mean conservation instead of conversation! haha sorry, am so blur today, keep on seeing the wrong word. So, conservation its mean to protect something valuable, like wildlife or old buildings! :D

Wew, life in Sabah is nice, no need to wake early, no need to work, no need to use my brain, reunion with parent brother and sister. Everyday eat 'bakkwa' or 'rougan' (a piece of meat that is in square shape) YUMMEH!

Relaxing life. LOVES!!! <3

Direct Sales = Christian?

So today I had pay a visit to a direct sales company SNE, just right after I am free from my office.

After leaving my office, I went to meet Sienlee my housemate at 7pm, and we took off to there (direct sales) after diner. Am I a direct seller? NO!!! I'm quite a anti direct sales person. :p and no, not even Amway or whatever-way.

Basically, I found out that this company SNE somewhere in Ampang is just another direct sales company that do ........ BRAIN WASH.

Besides from some funny funny speech giving, they also sing some couraging song. Everyone seems so happy there singing together, they hopping they clapping they shake each other hands!! :D

I started to think that maybe song can brain wash people perhaps? No? Then explain to me why there is always a sing songs section for most of the direct sales or christian activity? Opppsss.. no offense to christian out there, I don't say christian people do brain wash too. Did I?

And yes! The direct sales company activity today, they are just like another christian activity, which talks about jesus and ends with singing songs, I mean...... in their own way, like telling you how good is their products, you have to be more active in selling, be more motivated and then ends with singing songs. :)

I see most of them, the victims are aunties and uncles there, people who are at least at the age of 40 ++. I bet they're just too bored so they came there for the jokes and singing songs. So happy! :)

I don't say that every direct sales are lie or money cheating. I'm just saying some common Direct Sales company that do crap. I never say that Christian are lie either, but it just me I don't believe in them, I'm the son of satan anyway.

Yes I'm the son of Satan, as one of my old schoolmate once told me that, for people who are not christian are the Satan worshipper. So am I. xD

Hey, sometimes I really think that SOME of the christian are too sensitive over their GOD ok? I don't care if you called me the son of satan or whatever. I'm still a free thinker. I don't care bluekkkk!

Lastly, I reach home at about 11pm and I'm tired like a dog! Luckily I'm not brain washed either by direct sales or christian. Damn! I had no time to play computer games and I guess its time to say goodnight again! :(

Night everybody!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Bed oh my bed! <3

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Shopping Sphree!

Chinese New Year is coming soon! That's mean its time to shop for new clothes!! Yesterday and today, I spent like few hundred for clothes and jean and pant and this and that. Although its really sad that my money is flowing out like water, but its satisfy to own so many pretty pretty clothes <3!! xD

 

I took photo inside the cloth changing room. TEEHEE.

Is going back Sabah soon! Excited MAX! Can't wait for my 2 week long holiday, I'm so going to relax myself at home on CNY, everyday eat sleep and poop. CANT WAIT!!! Working is too stress la wei! Do you know how hard for a programmer/software engineers' life? :\

Sitting at office for 10++ hours, coding coding facebook facebook, teatime coding facebook, lunch time and coding again and facebook again and back home! LIFE IS HARD!! >:0

* hopes my boss would never found my blog and saw the facebook part! :D *

Tomorrow is going to work again, monday blues. :\ So am ma going to sleep now, goodnight! <3

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The Season of the Witch is Here

I'm so gonna watch this movie, even though I don't really know what is the storyline! haha. Looks like the Ghost Rider guy is going to kick some witches ass this time!!

So talking about witches, nope, they're not scary as the clowns but they're still scary! what do I scare about witch?

Appearance

OMFG! What a classic old BITCH! WITCH!!

This is a classic bitch looks, they don't bother to comb their hair or brush their teeth. They looks angry all the time, so ladies out there!! Remember don't bitching around too much or you'll become a witch in no time. x)

They play dirty!

In the face!! :D

They witches don't care about hygiene! and they loves puking around! So, run for your life if you don't want to get puked in the face, seriously ewwwwww......

Their high tech broom!

One of the rare male witches!

Believe me, their broom can go up to 120km/h and above! So you can't really escape from them when they're after you!

My personal advise, don't go out to the street after sunset. Witches love to hunt for delicious cute little boys and girls in the night!

So you naughty boys and girls better watch out!

They can one hit KO!

Sexy ♥

I'm not kidding! They can seriously one hit KO you! Most of the people will react like this when it comes to this case, "Hey, I hear witch crying, turn off the light!"

but accident always happens, "HELPPPPPPP WITCH IS CHASING ON ME!!!!"

run when you see witch, even though they're quite cute and sexy. :D

Exception

this is the only exception :D

Not all witch looks bitchy, and here is one exception. 

She is one of the HOT witches! X)

So, people! don't play play with witch!

17 of the month.

This will be another personal blog post, might be boreeeeed to you people. But who cares, this is my blog!! xD

It had been quite a long time since the last time I blog! haha. There's no internet connection in my house here! That just sucks! Recently, am very busy with my work, everyday morning till midnight!! I'll daii soon!

Today is 17th of the month, one month ago of exact the date, is the date that I had broke up with my girlfriend.

These day, whenever I heard or somehow I get to know about her recent news, I can either become very angry or upset in a sudden. I believe I have quite a few personality inside of me, haha. Perhaps, it's called the personality disorder? o.O

Most of the time I don't really understand what I really want, as my thought change variously, it could sometimes be.........

• Positive: You both are still young, you wouldn't be her forever, there's still a looooooong way to go! Anyway, I still wish her the best. :)
• Negative: She lied me! she hurt me so bad! I want to revenge!! HATE!!! >:0
• Depressed: I'm tired of everything, I'm useless, I am not good enough for her.
• Logical: I must work really hard to archive my goal! I want to earn big money, I don't have time to think all these crap! Motivation!!!!
• Emotional: I miss her....... I want to see her........ :'(

Anyway, it's a fact and there is no turning back! So lets accept the truth and move on!! :) No point to dieeee~

The photo is just FAIL. hahaa.

Oh my friends, you guys keep ask me why I drink alcohol ya? I think I got a good reason now, I drink alcohol because I want to calm and to stabilize my emotional, you will never know how bad it hurts. So please just let me. >.<

My sister is going to Taiwan for her Youth Exchange Programme TODAY!! ENVY MAX!!!!!!!!! She said that she'll update her blog and write about her Taiwan trip. So, maybe you people would be interested to know more about her Taiwan trip? She hadn't update yet, but who knows? :)

>>Sister blog<<

Evil random soul that trapped in a sealed doll!

another lame day........

So the other day, me and my housemate went Carrefour to buy some daily use manly stuff. We shop around in the China imported shop where we can find really really cheap stuff. Then we shop shop shop... shop shop shop... and OH WAIT!

I found something awesome here! Look!! There's an evil random soul that trapped in a sealed doll!! COOOOOL!

I bet serial murder case will be happening soon by the time when this evil random trapped soul in this sealed doll is released!!!!!

Please beware of this creepy doll........

P/S : Lock your door and don't look under your bed! You'll never know what is in there. Maybe an angry half bitten cookie is WAITING YOU........!!

P/S2 : it's a cookie with CHOCOLATE CHIPS IN IT!!!!!! no kidding!

I'm just bored... bleh... :p

loves really can kill!

Have you people heard about the news yet? About Alviss Kong. Huh? No, I don't know him at all. But I wonder why suddenly everyone knows him. o_O Not trying to be offensive but it's a really stupid act to commit suicide for love, I hope I wouldn't be the second him, DEFINITELY NOT!

I know exactly how bad does it hurt from heartbroken.

No point to die either if he/she don't appreciate you, bear in mind, you must live better than him/her, make it a momentum towards your life!!

Revenge is the key! You should live, and live like a walking flesh! uhhh.. I mean a MAN or WOMAN, BOY or GIRL!!

This is totally FAIL and I failed mine, too! :\

If this is what happens in a relationship, just go f*ck you bitch (or dog?) !! and give him/her some FALCON KICKsss then leave! Seriously, if it's not enough then just go additional shooruuken will do! ;D

ATOTOTOTO!!!

Anyway, this song is dedicated to you all heartbroken people out there, including me! Just go F*ck you! The song usually make me feels better. :D




Be strong and stand up tall, people! :)

R.I.P Alviss Kong.

P.S. Seriously, I was really touch by his last note on facebook, that's really sad, I felt terribly sorry for him. alviss kong last note

Top 5 failed cartoon!

Childhood memories! I like to watch cartoon a lot! But sometimes, when I think back, I realize that, some of the cartoon characters are really retarded. So, I’m about to list down 5 top failed cartoon, and GAY!

The Powerpuff Girls!

Blossom! Bubble! Buttercup! Oh my they are so cute! But did you guys realize that, they’re actually handicapped? They have hands with no fingers in it, this is a big fail for professor! They had no nose and super big eyes that allowed them to shoot laser from it, I wonder if it burns their eyes or not. :SSeriously, a talking dog?? 

This shit scares the crap out of me, most of the time!

He-Man

Oh boy, I should censor this shit out! Ahhh, nevermind I don’t even bother to do it! Later you all complain about my censoring skills again!! LOL.

Can you see that? What is He-Man doing to the little girl? Can you see the little girl’s expression? That is just sooooooo wrong! I mean, He-Man supposed to be GAY, he should go be a gay porn star, how come he’s a child molester now!? 

Please say no to child molest! *STOP CHILD MOLESTING!*

One more thing, his hair is just fail! :D

Arnold

Arnold boy from Nickelodeon, his head is the biggest fail, which deserves a fucking LOL! Why is the creator of this cartoon make his head looks like a sandwich?

Anyhow, his head reminds me of Subway! Yummmeh!!

Not forget to mention about his black erected head friend, and the mono brow girl. :S

Fail!!

Cow and Chicken

Two pairs of leg with their children Cow and Chicken. Super cow is always using its breast to hit villain’s in their face! That is so 18x and Mr. Red is naked some more! And he’s fat! Totally fail!

Captain Planet

Green hair, blue skin, and tight outfit. This is how a super hero should dress like. But green hair is so……. Lame! =__=

Pollution are his weakness, even little dirts can kill this guy lol. How fucking gay is him. Over hygiene can be so sissy gay Mr. Planet! I bet he’ll be probably dead for help me to clean my messy room up! Like, “uh dust, they are depleting my power. I’m gay planet, help me! I’m… going to…. *and dead*.”

So tell me, what are your favourite gay/fail cartoons? :D

Goodbye my love!

Gay content detected!!

<|== Over there <|==

nothing actually over there! HA! 

Donald fooled you! You sucker hahaha! 

>:D

Oh hair, Donald's hair,

When you short Donald want you long, when you long Donald want you short,

But now you're too long, you make Donald looks stupid,

Later Donald's boss scold, Donald die!

Donald is going to get you cut off from my head, soon.

But, Donald don't want to go old indian barber shop in Sri Petaling,

not because Donald racist,

but Donald want to be stylish stylish, Donald don't like Carrefour either.

Hey! Donald doesn't mean that!

You know Donald love you, too!

Hair, please believe Donald!

But you keep growing longer and leave Donald no other choice.

Donald will always miss you deep deep, deep until no more deep in Donald's heart.

So goodbye my love, goodbye, Donald hair.

:'(

blogging about nonsenses again. but, when wasn't I? haha.

p.s.  Donald prefer vanilla flavor.

p.s.2 Strawberry flavor also nice.

Stop Child Abuse

I can't write good composition like other bloggers, but still, I hopes this can be an entertaining one to you. :p



Raise your hand, stop child abuse now! Come on, follow me!

I throw my hands up in the air sometimess, saying AYO! Gotta let GO!!
I wanna celebrate to live my lifee, saying A......... uhhhhh....

Aikss, that is just the wrong mood I guess, well, lets get back to the topic, Stop Child Abuse!!

Hey you, parents! Don't you force your children to study when they're enjoying some nice video games! You parent is just abusing your children mentally by doing that, STOP CHILD ABUSE!!

Do what a good parents should do like this.....

Yeah, that is what I was talking about.

Huh? what? that is not consider as child abuse? Alright, lets just get it serious! But, seriously I think that kinds of mum rocks! :D 

Okok, get back to Stop Child Abuse!

I'm not good in delivery a good speech nor composition, uhh, so please just stop child abuse ok? You don't want to see them injured so badly right?

awww... poor thing. :(

Oh my god! Did you see that? The children... he's naked! Uhh, I mean he injured so badly! Kids nowadays should have their own eyePhone already right? I mean.. damn! Parents nowadays usually just bought their child whatever they want, eyePhone, PS3, cool ben10 alien force, xBOX and all the shits, and then abuse their children. Ouch!

I wonder why can't they(children) just pick up the phone and call 999 or 911 or whatever number to report to the police, or maybe their friends or their teachers or their cats or their..... friends?

However, it's better if kids nowadays learnt some self protective skills, weng chun, karate, or shooryuken!! Go give those abuser some good falcon kick in their assss, or NUTS!

ATOOTO! Take that! You adults sucks! (especially hairless bald dude!)

Finally, please do spread the message, Stop Child Abuse. Dear readers, I dedicate this song to you! :)

STOP CHILD ABUSE FTW!

TEEHEE~

Tutorial: How to become a Famous Blogger

Another tutorial session!! :D

So, I assume that the diagram is a little bit too hard for you to understand what is going on. Correct? But DON'T worry and NO panic!! I'll explain to you on this, how to become a famous blogger!!

Basically this blog post would be another Tutorial post, on how to become a famous blogger. :p

First of all, become famous, it's not that hard to be famous what. Only if you willing to do like what the other famous celeb did!! What is their secret, for men and women?

For men, put your black eye liner on, and turns yourself into gay! Believe it or not, this really works, ... at least for Adam. LOL.

can you see the passion through his black eye? raorr!

For women, turn urself into a whore, like how all the other celeb did! Lady Gaga is wearing like she is not! What can we say? FASHION!!

Gaga is wearing some...... diamond pieces? o_O

You can be the 1st gay lambert or gaga whore in Malaysia!! Since I don't see any of this kind of celeb in Malaysia, yet. Be quick! After you getting famous then start a blog. Then you'll be a Famous Blogger in no time! :D

- OR -

Go sign yourself up as a blogger, and become a blogger 1st. Follow the footstep of some famous blogger who blog to get famous.

The essential to become a good blogger is to, become bitchy and criticize on gay people or become another gay blogger who get critic by some bitch. 

Here is the best example of the bitchy xiaxue and gay lim's video, and some tips from xiaxue lol.

OMG it's gay lim!!! Nao screammmm!!!!! *puke*

Now you become a famous blogger!! Now you know what to do with your blog eh? Go write something bad with you blog, something about your cats or shit, and get famous!!

Conclusion, if you want to to be a famous blogger, become a gay, bitchy, or whore that will do. I'm going to put some black eye liner ons now!!

TEEHEE~

Tutorial: How to become an Facebook attention whore

Log in into facebook, and no new notifications? NOOOOOOOOOOO! FOREVER ALONE!!

Did you ever face this kind of problem? Feeling like no friends or family cares a shit about you? No one would ever leave you comment or post on your wall, and forever being alone?

No worry! Follow the following steps will get you many many.. many many.. new notification within hours!

Follow these 4 simple steps below:

1. Log in to your facebook account
2. Change your birthday date to current date (today)
3. NOTIFICATIONSS!!
4. Repeat steps 1-3 each different days ftw

Go try it, you lame bored human who wish to become an attention whore. This works! :D

See so many new notification, I became so POPULAR in a sudden, ha!

Sorry for all the name censoring, I won't publish the picture with their name on in my blog unless they agreed, for the sake of their privacy good. :p 

Lastly, hopes you find this tutorial useful and happy becoming an Facebook popular attention whore! You deserves it! ;)

P/S: Thanks for your time for reading this LAME post, you LAME people! :D

14 Nov Happy Birthday to ME!

Yes it's my birthday!!!!!

Yesterday I went to a pub to drink, but then some pub girl really pissed me off! Why? Because they come to your table sit down and start drinking your beer, noooooo! I want to shout at them and say "Hey! Thats my drink bitches!", but I didn't ._.

Sadness, please la I spend my money to drink but not asking you pub girls to help me finish my drinks what! MY BEERS, THEY'RE MINE!! T______T

I guess this is the 1st year that I spend my birthday not with my family, still remember my last birthday.

2009 Birthday time passed so fast. :(

Didn't took any photo for my birthday today lol.

Today went to Jogoya with my dear, it's damn expensive!!!! but as long as my dear happy then it's definitely ok. :) The Cod fish and Dori fish are NICE!!! :p

Then we go walk around at the sungai wang, then one of the shop worker asked us if me and my gf were brother and sister! WTF! Heart breaking lol.

Then me and friends went to I-City at the night for.... watching all the lame light bulb in trees and animal shape. =________= quite lame though. After that we went to dinner, and I was so damn LOL-ed at this chinese joke.

Conversation

Hsien Chun : 男人什么都可以输，就是不能输掉面子！

Me             : 对对！

Quik           : 所以我们男人需要Facebook(面子书)!

Me             : LOOOOOOOOL!

*Just ignore this if you cant read chinese ;D*

and this! LOL. Thanks to Tan Hsien Chun for the BEST birthday present I had ever received! :D

ImYann.COM from GoDaddy

sexy godaddy girl. :)

NO MORE imyann.info!

imyann.com YES!

I just bought myself a new domain name yesterday from GoDaddy, ImYann.COM. As my ImYann.INFO had expired and I couldn't renew it on time. The damn visa card just not working that time. feels so sad to abandon my old url with .INFO.
T___________T

It's still able to recover my expired Domain but the thing is, they will require me to pay for an extra 80USD to recover, and that is MAD EXPENSIVE! So I wouldn't recover my old domain, the old ImYann.INFO will be abandoned later, but it's still usable for now, not knowing why. Anyway, if you're linking to my blog, please relink my url from imyann.INFO >>>> imyann.COM

or by the default url : im-yann.blogspot.com

Malaysia first gay movie

Gay gay and gay!

Mr mustache is so emo.
Ms kiuty with long hair is crying. So sad and gay.
:'(

"Dalam Botol," or "In A Bottle," is a Malay-language film about a man who gets a sex change operation because he thought it would satisfy his male lover, but ends up regretting it. The film earned applause from movie bloggers invited to its first public screening Wednesday, three months before its scheduled nationwide release. 

Source : Gay Link

First of all, we Malaysia had our very own Gay Tokyo KL Drift, 

now see what we got here......

WOOOOOOOT! Our very own Brokeback Mountain Malaysia's gayer version! Sexy and GAY~ xD I'm so gonna go watch this gay movi

This movie is definitely so GAY! I mean the seriously gay's gay! :)

Who would pay the moneh to watch a gay movie? 

Seriously, no offence to you gay  homo not-so-straight-people out there. =____=

Just wondering, how many o you straight people will go watch a gay this movie? *wink wink*

Btw, it looks nice right? :D:D:D:D:D:D:D << Gay smile

P/S : You're so GAY!