Tutorial: How to become a Famous Blogger

Another tutorial session!! :D

So, I assume that the diagram is a little bit too hard for you to understand what is going on. Correct? But DON'T worry and NO panic!! I'll explain to you on this, how to become a famous blogger!!

Basically this blog post would be another Tutorial post, on how to become a famous blogger. :p

First of all, become famous, it's not that hard to be famous what. Only if you willing to do like what the other famous celeb did!! What is their secret, for men and women?

For men, put your black eye liner on, and turns yourself into gay! Believe it or not, this really works, ... at least for Adam. LOL.

can you see the passion through his black eye? raorr!

For women, turn urself into a whore, like how all the other celeb did! Lady Gaga is wearing like she is not! What can we say? FASHION!!

Gaga is wearing some...... diamond pieces? o_O

You can be the 1st gay lambert or gaga whore in Malaysia!! Since I don't see any of this kind of celeb in Malaysia, yet. Be quick! After you getting famous then start a blog. Then you'll be a Famous Blogger in no time! :D

- OR -

Go sign yourself up as a blogger, and become a blogger 1st. Follow the footstep of some famous blogger who blog to get famous.

The essential to become a good blogger is to, become bitchy and criticize on gay people or become another gay blogger who get critic by some bitch. 

Here is the best example of the bitchy xiaxue and gay lim's video, and some tips from xiaxue lol.

OMG it's gay lim!!! Nao screammmm!!!!! *puke*

Now you become a famous blogger!! Now you know what to do with your blog eh? Go write something bad with you blog, something about your cats or shit, and get famous!!

Conclusion, if you want to to be a famous blogger, become a gay, bitchy, or whore that will do. I'm going to put some black eye liner ons now!!

TEEHEE~

Tutorial: How to become an Facebook attention whore

Log in into facebook, and no new notifications? NOOOOOOOOOOO! FOREVER ALONE!!

Did you ever face this kind of problem? Feeling like no friends or family cares a shit about you? No one would ever leave you comment or post on your wall, and forever being alone?

No worry! Follow the following steps will get you many many.. many many.. new notification within hours!

Follow these 4 simple steps below:

1. Log in to your facebook account
2. Change your birthday date to current date (today)
3. NOTIFICATIONSS!!
4. Repeat steps 1-3 each different days ftw

Go try it, you lame bored human who wish to become an attention whore. This works! :D

See so many new notification, I became so POPULAR in a sudden, ha!

Sorry for all the name censoring, I won't publish the picture with their name on in my blog unless they agreed, for the sake of their privacy good. :p 

Lastly, hopes you find this tutorial useful and happy becoming an Facebook popular attention whore! You deserves it! ;)

P/S: Thanks for your time for reading this LAME post, you LAME people! :D

14 Nov Happy Birthday to ME!

Yes it's my birthday!!!!!

Yesterday I went to a pub to drink, but then some pub girl really pissed me off! Why? Because they come to your table sit down and start drinking your beer, noooooo! I want to shout at them and say "Hey! Thats my drink bitches!", but I didn't ._.

Sadness, please la I spend my money to drink but not asking you pub girls to help me finish my drinks what! MY BEERS, THEY'RE MINE!! T______T

I guess this is the 1st year that I spend my birthday not with my family, still remember my last birthday.

2009 Birthday time passed so fast. :(

Didn't took any photo for my birthday today lol.

Today went to Jogoya with my dear, it's damn expensive!!!! but as long as my dear happy then it's definitely ok. :) The Cod fish and Dori fish are NICE!!! :p

Then we go walk around at the sungai wang, then one of the shop worker asked us if me and my gf were brother and sister! WTF! Heart breaking lol.

Then me and friends went to I-City at the night for.... watching all the lame light bulb in trees and animal shape. =________= quite lame though. After that we went to dinner, and I was so damn LOL-ed at this chinese joke.

Conversation

Hsien Chun : 男人什么都可以输，就是不能输掉面子！

Me             : 对对！

Quik           : 所以我们男人需要Facebook(面子书)!

Me             : LOOOOOOOOL!

*Just ignore this if you cant read chinese ;D*

and this! LOL. Thanks to Tan Hsien Chun for the BEST birthday present I had ever received! :D

ImYann.COM from GoDaddy

sexy godaddy girl. :)

NO MORE imyann.info!

imyann.com YES!

I just bought myself a new domain name yesterday from GoDaddy, ImYann.COM. As my ImYann.INFO had expired and I couldn't renew it on time. The damn visa card just not working that time. feels so sad to abandon my old url with .INFO.
T___________T

It's still able to recover my expired Domain but the thing is, they will require me to pay for an extra 80USD to recover, and that is MAD EXPENSIVE! So I wouldn't recover my old domain, the old ImYann.INFO will be abandoned later, but it's still usable for now, not knowing why. Anyway, if you're linking to my blog, please relink my url from imyann.INFO >>>> imyann.COM

or by the default url : im-yann.blogspot.com

Malaysia first gay movie

Gay gay and gay!

Mr mustache is so emo.
Ms kiuty with long hair is crying. So sad and gay.
:'(

"Dalam Botol," or "In A Bottle," is a Malay-language film about a man who gets a sex change operation because he thought it would satisfy his male lover, but ends up regretting it. The film earned applause from movie bloggers invited to its first public screening Wednesday, three months before its scheduled nationwide release. 

Source : Gay Link

First of all, we Malaysia had our very own Gay Tokyo KL Drift, 

now see what we got here......

WOOOOOOOT! Our very own Brokeback Mountain Malaysia's gayer version! Sexy and GAY~ xD I'm so gonna go watch this gay movi

This movie is definitely so GAY! I mean the seriously gay's gay! :)

Who would pay the moneh to watch a gay movie? 

Seriously, no offence to you gay  homo not-so-straight-people out there. =____=

Just wondering, how many o you straight people will go watch a gay this movie? *wink wink*

Btw, it looks nice right? :D:D:D:D:D:D:D << Gay smile

P/S : You're so GAY!

Totally randomness ftw!

The emo slippers

 After sent my gf to the bus station,
'm heading back to the Hang Tuah LRT station alone,
I felt so empty, so lonely. :'(

but why the heck is this related to my slippers?
just random lol.

No, but seriously, I love Ice-cream!! Yummy.....

and yes! I think you're a reindeer!
 but maybe not. who knows?

Alcohol is good, cheers! 18x

I'm a damn alcoholic I must admit that, and sometimes it's quite stupid when people ask me and say..

Common conversation of mine
"Hey, lets go drink one or two. *wink*"
"Ok, but Yann, Are you ok?"
"I'm definitely ok what?"
"Then why you want to go drink? Anything happened?"
"................ *Totally speechless*............."

Do we need a reason to drink? I don't see the point! I drink alcohol because I like to, alcohol offering pleasure and relaxation, just like people out there that like to drink soft drinks, do you need to be in certain condition to drink coke? DUH! It's not like I'm bad mood only I go drink OK? Please get it right.

When I consume alcohol, I don't abuse them, I only take the right amount, ok! Don't tell me alcohol is bad for health, it's only bad when you're taking excessive amount of alcohol, consuming anything with excessive amount is also considering bad ok?

But one thing is........

Just make sure you control the amount you drink, know your limit, you don't want to be like her yes?
*Holy firetruck!*

Oh btw, you don't drink if you're underage ok! Seriously!! XD

Do you prefer Time or Money?

If you had a chance to choose, between Time and Money, which one would you pick? More money so you can buy the everything and anything, or more time so you can have more time to be with your friends and family?

Wealthy rich but without time for yourself, or with a a lot of free time but money is little which still can barely manage to survive. I was thinking for this question for these few days. It bother me a lot. >.<

I'm currently working for regular 9-5 job, that I think I don't really have many free time to enjoy myself, but the money is enough for me to survive. I'm too playful I guess. haha. Anyway I'm not going to quit my job or what, but it's just a random thought. Don't come and tell me, you don't this you don't that!!! >:O

I'm wondering just if it would be better to work as a freelancer, so I could had a lot of free time, and do whatever I want, and whenever I want. That sounds nice huh?

Time or Money? Coffee or Tea? Burger or Cat? Long or Short??
I don't know. ~_~

Halloween in Malaysia

It's another festival, Halloween. Nothing so special about it in Malaysia you see, no people wear costume around, no trick or treat, no pumpkin, nothing at all! But I found something interesting, that Malaysian usually celebrate their festival on the Club. Yup, clubbing! This is some kind of culture I guess? o_O

Like how the others always went clubbing on Merdeka, Christmas, Teacher day, Labour day, Friday, Children day, Birthday or what-so-ever-day. BUT DEFINITELY NOT ME! >.<

Yay! Happy Halloween, get WASTED and throw up all around!!

Went to the Space, a new club near to the Maison, to visit my friend there and go see how people dress up like for their Halloween Costume. :)

I see some dress up into Witch, Angel, Devil, Gay, Naked dude, and Skeleton with a lot of fats. Nothing special anyway, I didn't dress myself up though.

SAY HELLO TO THE PERIOD PAD DUDE!!!

I see this EPIC Halloween costume spreading around Facebook, I thought it would be cool to share it here. HAHA.

Happy belated Halloween!